Oak Joke 1


 

August 16, 2014

 
Cows, the Constitution and the Ten Commandments
Oak Joke 1-2014
Direct Quote from Larry, the Cable Guy
 

Think about this:

   1. Cows

   2. The Constitution

   3. The Ten Commandments

 

 

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

 

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

 

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this—you cannot post:

   Thou Shalt Not Steal

   Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and

   Thou Shall Not Lie

in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.

It creates a hostile work environment.

 

Also, think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone—YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

GET ER DONE!.........I'm doin’ my part :-)

 

“We actually love and appreciate lawyers, but they are too big of a target, and we are too weak not to share some jokes about them.”

 
 

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